Santa: "impossible" shabd mere dictionary mein
nahi hai
Banta: arey yaar, ab bataake kyaa faayda.
dictionary lete samay check karlenaa thaa na

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 851 views

Ye Bacha tmara kia lagta hy?

Sardar:Ye Bacha tmara kia lagta hy?
Pathan:Ye Hamara dooor ka saga bhai hy.

Srdar: Dooor ka saga bhai?
me smjha nai?

Pathan: Is k or mere drmiyan
13 Behen Bhai hai.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Coillling wood

India me bollywood hai
America me hollywood hai
to phir england me kya hai?
Guess
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Collingwood..

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Desi Dictionary

Chilhood: When you make faces at mirror. Middle age is when mirror gets even.

Bald man: A person who has lot of face to wash and very little hair to comb.

Marriage: An institution in which a man loses his bachelor’s degree and a women gets her master’s.

Doctor: Who cures your ills by pills and kills you by his bills.

Alimony: A mode of payment that enables a women who at one time lived happily married to live happily unmarried.

Indian Film Heroines: If they display their assets, the producer recovers his liabilities.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Yoga Teacher to a woman

Yoga Teacher to a woman: Kya yoga karne se tumare husband ki sharab peene ki aadat me kutch badlav aaya?

Funny Woman: Hanji, ab vo sar ke bhar khade ho ke sari ki sari botal pi jate hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

If a lion attacks

Santa- If a lion attacks ur mother-in-law and ur wife, whom would u save ?


Mr. Bean- The lion of course !=))

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)