1 Dafa 1 Chor Ne Apni Mangetar Ko Sonay Ka Set
Dia.

Mangetar Ne Khush Ho K Pocha Is Ki Keemat Kia H

Chor:Teen Sal ki Qaid

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 880 views

"How Many Senses DoesA Man Have?"

Interviewer
Asked Candidate:
"How Many Senses Does
A Man Have?"
Candidate Replied:
....
"Five, Sir!!"
Interviewer:
"Sorry Kid, There Is A 6th
Sense Also & That's
Common Sense..
Which You Don't Seem To
Have."
Candidate:
"Sir, There Is 7th Sense
Also..
That's Non-Sense Which
You Are Talking.......

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Pakistan Zinda Baad".

Mein tumhe pyaar ke teen lafz kehna chahta hoon... woh teen Lafz jo tumhara dil tak pahooch kar, tumhe gehraayi tak chhooh jaye. Yeh teen Lafz mere dil se nikal kar, tumhara dil par zaroor chhah jayenge. Ab sunlo yeh pyaar ke teen Lafz - "Pakistan Zinda Baad".

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

ap ny pichly saal Eid per

Bivi:

ap ny pichly saal Eid per meri Ammi ko LOHY ka Bed banwa k diya tha ,

Is dafa kiya Irada hai ?

Shohar: Is saal us men CURRENT chornay ka Irada hai

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Pappu And His Wife

Wife bathroom se naha ke nikli to
Pappu use ghur raha tha.!
.
.
Wife romantic hokar: Kuch karne ka irada hai
kya.......?.?
.
.
Pappu usko thappad maar ke bola:
.
.
Kamini Mere garam pani se kyu nahayi..?? :P

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Yar mein jis larki ko chahta tha,

1st frnd:Yar mein jis larki ko chahta tha,

usne mujse shadi nahi ki

2nd:Tu ne use btaya k tera abu cror pati hai

1st:Btaya tha 2nd.to phr

1st.Usne abu se krli.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)