Shadi Me Khana K wqt pathan Ko Plate Nhi Mili
pathan Apni Jholi Me Khana Dalne Lga
Logon Ne Pocha Ye Kya?
pathan: dagh To Chla JaeGa Ye Wqt Phr Nhi Ayga:-

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 483 views

Santa- tu mujhe 3ooo/= de

Santa- tu mujhe 3ooo/= de, 2 mahine k bad main
tujhe lota dunga.
2 mahine k baad....
Banta- chal apna vada pura kar.
Santa- ye le......
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(___) Ye le Lota...

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Pthan: proposed a girl,

Pthan: proposed a girl,

Girl:Lekin may tum se umar may 1 saal bari hun.

Pathan:Baji fikar kyun karti ho”Ham tum se agle saal shaadi karega.”!!

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Finger tastes nice

As I was trying to pack for vacation, my 3-year-old daughter was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, she said, "Mom, look at this," and stuck out two of her fingers.

Trying to keep her entertained, I reached out and stuck her fingers in my mouth and said, "Mommy gonna eat your fingers!" pretending to eat them before I rushed out of the room again.

When I returned, my daughter was standing on the bed staring at her fingers with a devastated look on her face.

I said, "What's wrong honey?"

"Mommy, where's my booger?"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Conductor:-Bus Stop

Conductor:-Bus Stop Aa Gya Jise Utarna Hai, Utar
Jaao
Girl: 2 Minutes Roko main Kapde Utar Rahi Hon
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Sabhi Ne jaldi se goom k Piche Dekha,
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_/\_ wo Kapdo wali Bag Utar Rahi Thi... tharki

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

A Big Difference Between School & Col

A Big Difference

Between School & Collage:
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In School If You Were Late,

You Had To Sit On Last Bench..
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But In Collage If You Were Late,

You Had To Sit On First Bench.. ;-) :-P :D

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)