Tezi se garri chalate ho
Major Rohail: Jab tum itni tezi se garri chalatey ho
To mujhe bohat darr lagta hai.
Driver: Major Sahab aap b meri tarha ankhen Band
kar liya kro.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 872 views
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