pathan on pco
Ek Pathan PCO shop pr gaya.
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Or
Punjabi Operator ko
Zordar
2
Thappar lagaye
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Guess Q
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Bcz
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Shop pr likha
Tha
K
Number milane c pehly
2 lagana
Mat bholain.
by Abdul Basit (few years ago!) / 857 views
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