American: Can U swim?
Pathan: No
American: Dog is Better den u
bcz It Swims
Pathan: Can u swim?
American: Yes
Pathan: then whats the Difference between u &
Dog.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 897 views

Benefits

5. You never have to watch reruns on television.
4. You are always meeting new people.
3. You don't have to remember the whines and
complaints of your spouse.
2. You can hide your own Easter eggs.
1. Mysteries are always interesting.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

A Sardar goes hotel

A Sardarji goes to a hotel and eats heartily. After
eating he goes to wash his hands but starts
washing the basin instead.
The manager comes running and asks him, "Prahji,
aap kya kar raheho?"
To this the man replies, "Oye, tumne hi to idhar
board lagaya hai, "Wash Basin".

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

5 pathan aur 1 Behari

5 pathan aur 1 Behari Helicopter ki Rasi sy latky
Huy thy,
.
Pilot ny kaha Load ziyada hy 1 fard ko Koodna
hoga,
.
Ye sun kar Behari ny kaha K Rasi ko Chorny ki
Qurbani me deta hun!
Taaliyan
Ye sun kar saray PATHAN Taaliyan Bajane Lagy
Moral:
Jo na kate aari se.
Wo kte behari se.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Tumhari patni ka bhai lagta

Tumhari patni ka bhai lagta tumhara saala hai
Wah Wah

Tumhari patni ka bhai lagta tumhara sala hai

Daya says: Abhijeet mujhe to lagta jaroor daal mein kuch kala hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

MURGA TO MURGI. . I love u jaan.

MURGA TO MURGI.
.
I love u jaan.
main tumhare liye kuch b kar sakta hon,
.
MURGI:
haye Allah sachi,
.
MURGA: haan
.
MURGI:
chal phir aaj anda tu de=

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)