I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go on our anniversary?"

She said, "Somewhere I have never been!"

I told her, "How about the kitchen?"

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!) / 887 views

aik billi dosray se..

aik bili ne dosri bili se kaha yaar tum ankhein band kr k kabotar kion kha rhi ho..??

dosri bili: kal maine apne malik se wada kia tha ka kabhi kisi kabotar ki taraf daikhongi bhi nhi bas aisi lye ankhein band kr k hi kha rhi hon.

by WAQAR (few years ago!)

Walking the Dogs

A blonde was walking her dogs when a man walking in the opposite direction says "oh my, you have such beautiful dogs.. what are their names?"

The blonde replies "Well, the taller one is Timex and the shorter one is Rolex."

The man responds "Huh.. that's interesting.. why did you name them such names?"

The blonde sighs and shakes her head "Everyone keeps asking me the same thing... duhh, what else can you name your watch dogs??"

by Kamran (few years ago!)

Sardar aik deewar k sath kahra

Sardar aik deewar k sath kahra susu karne main masroof the kah chat pe khari aurat boli
Oye “nazar nhi aa raha deewar hai”

Sardar: thora angel change kar k daikho nazar aa jae ga

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Khushi k mauka pe metha ho jae

Wife:me marne ja rahi hun
husband:ye lo dairy milk chocolate
wife:kiun

husband:khushi k mauqa pe kuch metha ho jae.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

munna bhai fanny sms

Abhi bole to bhai ko tere SMS nahi aarele, Bhai ka khopdi boht tight he, Bol nikalu kya tera luky draw? bole to do-char SMS chipka dal mamu. Sender… Circuit Bhai!

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)