I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go on our anniversary?"

She said, "Somewhere I have never been!"

I told her, "How about the kitchen?"

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!) / 866 views

There r many brave people

There r many brave people who always want 2 be adventurous.

Few choose the armed forces & fight for the nation,others get married & fight for their survival..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Agar bina daanton ka Kuta kate

First Paki: Agar bina daanton ka Kuta kate to kya
karna chahie ?
Second Paki: Simple, bina Sui ke teeka lagva lo...

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Boss Issues

A boss was complaining in a staff meeting the other day that he wasn't getting any respect. Later that morning he went to a local sign shop and bought a small sign that read, "I'm the Boss". He then taped it to his office door.

Later that day when he returned from lunch, he found that someone had taped a note to the sign that said. "Your wife called, she wants her sign back!"

by Muhammad Sadeeq (few years ago!)

Bhigoge agar barish mein to

Bhigoge agar barish mein to jhukam or khansi hi
hogi
Jara gor farmayega
Bhigoge agar barish mein to jhukam or khansi hi
hogi
ACP says: 2-2 murder kiye hain tumhe to fansi hi
hogi

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Santa omllett bna rha tha usne anda toda

Santa omllett bna rha tha usne anda toda to anda khali nikla

Snta hairan hokar bola ghorklyug ab murgi b ABORTION krwane lagi he. !!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)