faqeer funny jokes
Faqeer: ALLAh k nam par ek rupiya do
Dokandar: Baba kal ana ,
Faqeer: Es kal kal ke chakar me
Es Market me mere Lakhon rupay phanse howe hain :8
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 480 views
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"Mun mai pani ana"
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Sardar Student: Jese hi mai ne nal ko mun se lag kar nal chalo kia tu mere mun mai pani agia
by Jawad Ali Abbasi (few years ago!)
Banta Asked To Santa.
Banta: “When You Kiss Your Wife?”
Santa: “I Kiss My Wife Before I Go To Office Every Day And You?”
Banta: “I Kiss Your Wife After You Go To Office Everyday”?
Santa: “Ha Ha Ha, I Am First“
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Pehla Zaheen Sardar
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Teacher: Jo sakhs kuch nahi sun sakta usay English mai kia kahaingy??
Sardar: Kuch bhi Kaho, usay konsa sunayi daita hai
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Santa – My wife died yesterday..
I’m trying to cry but tears are not come out,
what to do?
Banta – No Problem.
Just Imagine she Came Back.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Advocate:Talak Karvane K Rs10,000 Lagenge.
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Advocat:Dekh Liya Na Saste Ka Natija
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teacher : Tommy, put some more water in the fish
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by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
aadmi jyotish se
meri shaadi q nahi ho rahi..?
jyotish: ab qudrat ne teri qismat mein dukh nahi likhy to mein kiya karun
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Husband wife ko English sikha raha
tha.
Wife dopehar me husband se:
dinner lo Ji.
Husband Jahil ye dinner nahi lunch
hai.
Wife: Jahil tu, Tera baap, Tera Sara
khandan,
ye raat ka bacha hua khana
hai. =D
by A. Sami (few years ago!)
Pappu Ghar Der Se Pahucha Aur Ghar Mein Darte Darte Enter Hua
Father: Kahan Tha Ab Tak, Itna Late Kaise Hua,
Pappu: Papa, Friend Ke Ghar Tha,
Yeh Sun Kar Unhone Sabhi Khaas Doston Ko Phone Laga Diya,
Friend 1: Ji Uncle Yahi Pe Tha, Just Ghar Ke Liye Nikla Hai,
Friend 2: Yahi Hai Uncle Toilet Gaya Hai, Baat Karau Kya ?
Friend 3: Uncle Ji Woh Padh Raha Hai….
Best Friend: Friend 4: Haan Papa Boliye, Kuch Kaam Tha !!
Kyunki Har Ek Friend Zaroori Hota Hai
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Kch Log Dozaak Main Aaram Se Soo Rhe The
Farishte Ne 2usre Se Puchaa Yeah Dozak
Mein Be Soye Huway Hain?
Dusre Nay Kaha
Yea Pakistan Say Aye Hen
Garmi AOr Loadsheding Kay Adi Hain.
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)