Wife:"Meray iraday baray naik hain, Aap 100 main say aik hain!"

Husband: "dimagh k hum b DON hain, pehle ye bata baqi k 99 kon hain...?

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 592 views

10 Rupee Ka Faida

doctor ne mareez se kaha.main ek mahinay se 50 rupee ki rozana dawa kha
raha hun lekin muje koi fayda nazar nahi aa raha.
doctor …..acha to main ap ko kal se 40 rupee ki dawai dun ga.
jis se ap ko roz ka 10 rupee ka fayda nazar aye ga.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Pathaan's wish: when i die

Pathaan's wish: when i die, I wana die
Pathaan's wish: when i die,
I wana die like
my grandpa who died peacefuly in his sleep not
screamin like
all d passengers in d bus he
was driving ;->

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Ek Indian Ja Raha Tha

Ek Indian Ja Raha Tha
Pathan Say Takar Ho Gy.
Indian:
Men Shama Chahata Hoo

Pathan:
Shama Ko Hum Bhi Chahta Ha
Lekin Uska Baap Nahi Manta .

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Complaining

A doctor is talking to a car mechanic, "Your fee is
several times more per hour then we get paid for
medical care."
"Yeah, but you see, doc, you have always the same
model, it hasn't changed since Adam; but we have
to keep up to date with new models coming every
month."

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Snta:tu miror k smne

Snta:tu miror k smne baith kr kyun pdhta h?
Bnta: es k 3 faydey hain
.
.
.
... .
1: Sath Mein revsion ho jta hai
2: Khud pe nazar b rehti hai
3: padne k liye company mil jati hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)