Dil chahta hai

Dil chahta hai,

Chori Karon,

Jhoot bolon…

Sharab piyon,

Rishwat khaon,

Qatal karon,

Or

Jail Jaon…

Shayad isi tarah kabhi main President of Pakistan ban jaon

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 790 views
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