Dil chahta hai
Dil chahta hai,
Chori Karon,
Jhoot bolon…
Sharab piyon,
Rishwat khaon,
Qatal karon,
Or
Jail Jaon…
Shayad isi tarah kabhi main President of Pakistan ban jaon
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