Pyaar sab ko chahiye
Pyaar ladko ko bhi chahiye,
aur ladkiyo ko bhi.
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Difference is that
ladkiyo ko Ashiqui 2 movie wala chahiye.
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And ladko ko..
.Murder2 wala
by Mohammad Awais Rashid (few years ago!) / 864 views
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