Sirf Ye Na Socho K v

Sirf Ye Na Socho K Har Guzrta Din
Mout Ki Taraf Jata Ha.
Balkay Ye Bhi Socho K,
Har Guzrta Din Shadi K Din Ko Qarib Lata Ha.
.(‘,’)>
<)(
_//_ O Teri Khair
Ye Tou Menay Socha Hi Nahi :-P
Hat Ja Yar Tayari Karnay Day.

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