This wife is too jealous

There was once a wife so jealous that when her husband came home one night and she couldn`t find hairs on his jackets she yelled at him, "Great, so now you`re cheating on me with a bald woman!"

The next night, when she didn`t smell any perfume, she yelled again by saying, "She`s not only bald, but she`s too cheap to buy any perfume!"

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!) / 561 views

Aaj Ka Paper Aasaan Tha

Teacher: Aaj Ka Paper Aasaan Tha Ya Mushkil
Ravi: Padne Me To Aasaan Tha, Par Karne Me Mushkil.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Teacher: Now, Sam, tell me frankly

Teacher: Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?
Sam : No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Student Love Teacher’s Daughter

Teacher :If a=b and b=c then a=c,
now give me the practical example of this principle from your real life.

Student :I love you sir,and you love your daughter,which means I love your daughter.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Baap : Sharab, Cigarette, Ladkiyan

Baap : Sharab, Cigarette,
Ladkiyan

Ye Sab Tumhari Jaan k
Dushman
Hain..
.
.
Beta : Jo Shakhs Apne
Dushmano
Se Dur Bhaage
.
Wo Mard Nahi Hota
papa..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Hamare yahan shaadi e-mai

American: Hamare yahan shaadi e-mail se bhi hoti hai.

Laloo: Kamal hai hamare yahan to shaadi sirf female se hoti hai.

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)