“Sardar ka demag nahi hota”

Frog: “Sardar ka demag nahi hota”

Sardar: “Hota hai”

Frog: Nahi hota nahi hota

(& jumps in water)

Sardar: “Lo, is mai khudkushi karne wali kia baat thi”?:-):-D

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 921 views
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