Aik Memon Aik Arbi Ko Apna Khoon Deta Hai
Arbi Khush Hokar Memon Ko 1 BMW Car Deta Hai
Phir Arbi Dobara Khoon Mangta Hai Memon Khoon
Deta Hai
Aur Arbi Isko Till K Laddoo Deta Hai
Memon Kehta Hai:
Is Bar New BMW Kiun Nahi Di ?
Arbi Kehta Hai: Ab Mere Ander Memon Ka Khoon
Dargish Kar Raha Hai

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 791 views

Circuit: Bhai bole tu idhar aane ko kya bolnay ka?

Circuit: Bhai bole tu idhar aane ko kya bolnay ka?
Munna: Come Here.
Circuit: Bhai phir udhar jaane ko kya bolthay ka?
Munna: Pehle udhar jaaneka phir bolneka come here.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Ek admi raat apnay ghar gya

Loadshedding ka Nuqsaan”
Ek admi raat apnay ghar gya,drwazay pr dustuk di
BV: “kon”
Admi:“Guddu da abba”
BV:Haye main mr gayi, tey fir andr kon ey.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

My Father’s Cheque Book

Teacher: Which Book Help
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STUDENT: My Father’s Cheque
Book

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Aaj papa ne pitayi kar di

Santa : Aaj papa ne pitayi kar di
Banta : Kyun?

Santa : Meine to sirf itna pucha “KAMINE” film
dekhne chal rahe ho ya ghar pe hi “BLUE” film dekhoge

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pappu And Daddy

PAPPU : Daddy, have you
ever been to Egypt?
FATHER : No. Why do
you ask that?
PAPPU: Well, where did

by nadeem (few years ago!)