1 sardar ji ki shadi hui.
1 sardar ji ki shadi hui.
Rukhsati k waqt dulhan pehle maa k galay lag k roi,
Phir baap k, phir bhai aor behan k galay lag k roi.
Sardar ji ne dulhan le jane se inkar kr dia or kaha
“aey twade kolon chup nai hondi te mere kolon kinj howe gi.
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