Miss: Aj tum late kyu Aaye?
School 8 baje Shuru hota hai phir dair Q ki?
Bcha: Miss Aap b na bs…
Meri
itni fikar mat kiya karen log shak karte hain..

by haleema sadia (few years ago!) / 873 views

Wife:-I will die.

Wife:-I will die.
Husband:- I will also die.

Wife:-tum kuen mero gay?
Husband:- because I can't bear that much happines

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

student life

Teacher: Change this sentence into Future Tense, "I killed a person"
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Student: The Future tense is "You will go to a jail"

by inayat khan (few years ago!)

Baba Koi Naukri Nahi Mil Rahi Hai

Bhakt-Baba mujhe koi naukri nahi mil rahi

Baba- Ye kutta bohot aa raha hai? Kabhi kisi kutte ko khana khilaya

Bhakt-Nahi baba,hamare wahan kutte nahi milte

Baba-Esi liye to kripa ruki hui hai, Koi baat nahi mujhe hi khaana khila dena

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Father Tum ne university k 4 sal

Father:Tum ne university k 4 sal me Sub se Muskil kaam kon sa seekha?.
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Son:
Tez Hawao mE 1 Teeli Se 3 CIGERATE jalana.

Father LAKH LANAT THAE

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Petrol pump se 4km door 1 foji gaari ka

Petrol pump se 4km door 1 foji gaari ka petrol khatam hogya.
2nd seat per major sb bethe the


Pathan Driver:

ab petrol pump tk dhaka lagana parega
sab neche utre or dhaka lagana shru krdia or
kafi der bad petrol pump pr pohnch gye.
kuch jawan thak k behosh hogye


PATHAN Driver ne petrol dalwana shru kia to
major sab ne kaha k peche jo drum hy us me b dalwa lo


PATHAN:
sir wo to full hy
Major: What?


Driver:yes sir wo
Emergency k lye rakha hy! :p ;

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)