Kya apko ladkian pasand hai?

Kya apko ladkian pasand hai?
Kya aap ladkion ki baten sunna chahte hai?
Kya aap hmesha ladkio se ghire rehna chahte hai? . . .
To beta Golgappe ka thela laga lo.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 725 views
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