Santa’s shayari: Kutta marr gaya

Santa’s shayari: Kutta marr gaya razai vich, main pagal ho gaya teri judai vich, fernail te machchar beh nahi sakda, main tere bina hun reh nahi sakda.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1269 views
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by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Vaise taan 3 si, par hun 4 ho gaye

Santa went to see a gal for marriage. Their families decided to leave them for some talk.

After some time santa asks: "behenji, tusin kinne behen-bhai ho?"

Girl: "Vaise taan 3 si, par hun 4 ho gaye."

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)
kuttay ki maut

Tum kuttay ho kuttay hi rahoge,
Tumhari aane wali sari naslain,
Kuttay ki maut marengi,
Tum khud bhi kuttay ki maut maroge!
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Billine yeh kuttay se kaha aur chali gayi!

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Husbnd To Bv Jokes

Husbnd:
Lagta hai Paros ma Bakra Halal ho raha hai
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Tum apnay kaan saaf karwao
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by Tariq Bangash (few years ago!)
Tumhari ammi ko kaisay pata chala

Aik dost (Doosray say): Tumhari ammi ko kaisay pata chala keh tum nay mun nahi dhoya?

Doosra dost : mein sabun bhigona bhool gia tha.

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Saab: Par coffee te 10 Rs di aandi a.

Bhikhari: Saab, coffee peen vaste 20 Rs de do.

Saab: Par coffee te 10 Rs di aandi a.

Bhikhari: Naal girlfriend vi a.

Saab: Wah! bhikahri ho ke girlfriend vi bana lai a.

Bhikhari: Nahi saab, girlfriend ne bhikhari bana dita a.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Flight ka Pilot

Flight ka Pilot !!
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Announcement k baad MIC OFF karna bhool gaya
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Pilot apne co-pilot se bola:"Main pehle coffee piyunga phir airhostess ko kiss karunga" :)
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Ye sun k Airhostess MIC OFF karne bhaagi
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Aur Phisal kar gir padi..
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Paas betha buzurg ye dekh ke bola:"Beti, araam se jao..
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Pehle wo coffee piyega...:p :O :D :D

jo samjh gye wo thoko Likes..:p

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Staying At A Small Town Hotel

Staying At A Small Town Hotel,
A Man Ordered Tea.
Shortly Afterwards,
A Girl Threw Open The Door.
Sugar In Your Tea? She Shouted.
No, Thank You, Man Replied.
Ah, Well,
Don’t Stir It Then…

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Height of Insult on FB

Height of Insult on FB *
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GirL : " Why U LIKE aLL my Comments, Posts &
Photos?"
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BoY : " BeCoz, I wanna See UnLike On Them
aLL..!!! " :-P :D

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Munna bhai And Professor

PROFESSOR: Gandhi Jayanti ke baray mein kya jantey ho?

MUNNA BHAI: Gandhi bahut jabardast aadmi tha, Baap. Maa Kasam, par apun ko yeh nehin malum ke yeh Jayanti kaun hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
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