Santa’s shayari: Kutta marr gaya
Santa’s shayari: Kutta marr gaya razai vich, main pagal ho gaya teri judai vich, fernail te machchar beh nahi sakda, main tere bina hun reh nahi sakda.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 838 views
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