What Did I Say?
Teacher Class Mein Bachho Ko Pada Rahi Thhi
Teacher: “Delhi Mein Kutubminaar Hai”
Pappu Piche Wale Bench Pe So Raha Thha, Teacher Ne Ye Dekha Aur Usko Jag Ake Boli
Teacher: “What Did I Say?”
Pappu Hadbadate Hue: “Delhi Mey Kutta Bimar Hai“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1132 views
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"I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book."
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This reminds me of the student who began his Middle Ages story with:
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Us shakhs se ziyada bad naseeb kon hoga
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Sardarni Writes Msg 2 Srdr:
“Ghar Kab Aa Rahe Ho?Msg Karke Batao”
Srdr Writes 2 Her:
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"Yes," his wife replied.
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English Log Apne Friend Ko Hospital Me Phool De Kar Kehte Hain:
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"Get Well Soon!"
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Or Pakistani Dost Kehte Hain:
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Oye Nurse Bari Sohni Aey,
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Holi, Holi Theek Hovin.. ;)
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Asi Kal Fer Aawan Gay.. :-P
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