When Some1 Touches U and U Don't Feel it, It's
Ignorance.
When Some1 Touches U and U feel it, It's Love.
When Nobody Touches U and U Still Feel it, Bhag le
beta "BHOOT" hai. :-)

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 938 views

Santa jangal ke raste ghar jaa raha

Santa jangal ke raste ghar jaa raha tha. Raste mein ek chudail ne uska raasta roka aur boli: ha ha ha ha mein chudail hoon. Santa: Mujhe malum hai aur teri ek behan mere ghar pe hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek sharabi ne bahut zyada

Ek sharabi ne bahut zyada sharab pee le. Jab woh ghar aaya to uss ne jeb se chabi nikali aur tala ko kholney laga.

Haath kaapne ke wajha se chabi kabhi idhar hat jati kabhi udhar hat jati, ek admi pass se guzra toh sharabi ne usey bataya ki tala nahi khul rahi hai.

Uss shaks ne sharabi ke pass ja kar kaha, “lao chabi tala main khol deta hoon”

Aur phir sharabee ne kaha, “Tala toh main hi kholonga bas tum makan ko pakar ke rakhna”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Memon Shadi Ki Raat Main Bv Se

Memon Shadi Ki Raat Main Bv Se:
Apna Haath Dejye..

BV Ne Sharma K Kalai Aagay Barha Di Or Ankhain Band Ker Leen,

Jab Thori Der Me Ankhain Kholeen To Memon Marker Se Haath Pe
Ghari (Watch) Bana Raha Tha…
B.V: Ye Kia?

Memon: Moo Dikhaee…

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

lie

A Boss Asks his Employee:
"Do you believe that there is Life After Death?".

Employee:
"Certainly not, there's no proof of it".

Boss: "Well, there is now.

After you left early yesterday to go to your brother's funeral, he came here looking for you." ... xD xP

by Syeda Rohama Dilawar (few years ago!)

Office chal rhe ho kya

Santa: Office Chal rahe ho kya?
Banta: tu chal main naha dho kar aaya
Santa: Kamaal hai, tu ab dhone jayega, main to
potty karnay jata hun tabhi dho leta hun

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)