A lawyer was driving his Ford down the street, singing to himself, "I love my Ford." Focusing on his car, not his driving, he smashed into a tree. He survived, but his car was Crashed. "My car! My car!" he sobbed.

Another man was driving by and cried out, " you're bleeding! your left arm is gone!"

The lawyer, sobbed again, "My Rolex! My Rolex!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 973 views

Teacher to student

Teacher -
Agar tumhara dost or girlfriend,
kashti me doob rahe ho to tum kise
bachaoge..? .
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Student – Marne do dono ko.!
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. Teacher- kyu.?
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Student- Saale dono 1 sath 1 kasti mein
kar kya rhe the

by Mohammad Awais Rashid (few years ago!)

Ek baar santa ko nakli bidi pite dekh b

Ek baar santa ko nakli bidi pite dekh banta bola:
Yaar, bidi se dhua kyun nahi nikal raha?
Santa: Are bewkuf, dhua kaha se aayega, ye CNG
bidi hai.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Teacher: Agar Mai Tumhari

Teacher: Agar Mai Tumhari Mama Hoti To Tumhen Bohat Pyar Karti
Aur Tumhari Har Baat Manti.

Little Santa: O Bibi! Bas Kar Dramay, Menu Pata Aye Tu Mery Aby Te Akh Rakhi Hoi Aye.!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

“Qarz-e-Hasna kisay kehte hain”?

Teacher:

“Qarz-e-Hasna kisay kehte hain”?

Pathan:

“Jab Qarz denay wala paise wapis mangay, aur qarz Lene wala HANS day, to usay Qarz-e-Hasna kehte hen

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Allama Iqbal

Aik daffa bas main cricket team ke kuch khalari safar kar rehy the or apas main lar jhagar rehy the. Aik buzargan ki waja se bohot guse main the jab in se raha na gya to uth kar bole. Allama Iqbal ne such hi kaha tha.

Utha ke phenk do gali main bahir
Nai tehzeeb ke annde hain gande

Aik khalari khara ho kar bola” baba jee Allama Iqbal ne ye us waqt kaha tha jab aap jawan the, hum to us waqt peda hi nahi hoye the.”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)