A lawyer was driving his Ford down the street, singing to himself, "I love my Ford." Focusing on his car, not his driving, he smashed into a tree. He survived, but his car was Crashed. "My car! My car!" he sobbed.

Another man was driving by and cried out, " you're bleeding! your left arm is gone!"

The lawyer, sobbed again, "My Rolex! My Rolex!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1014 views

Najomi

Sardar's Daugher: Abba Kal Hamary ghar se 1 banda kam ho jayega
.
Dosre din larki ghar se bhag gayi
.
Sardar: Larki ne kaam tu acha nahi ki…….. Par thi wo Najoomi

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Pathan Bike chala raha tha

Pathan Bike chala raha tha
Pathan PRAD0 wale se:
Kabi Bike dekha hy?
PRAD0 wala: mJa apna kaam kr
Pathan phr PRAD0 k brabar aya or bola: Kabi Bike
dekha hy?
PRADO wala:
Pagal hy kya meri 40 lakh ki gari or muje Bike se
jala raha hy!
Kuch dair baad PRADO wale ne dekha Bike udhar
pari hy or pathan kahin para hy
PRADO wala: Ye kya hua?
Pathan: Kabi bike dekha hy?
PRADO wala ghusse se bola:
Han dekhi hy bol ab?
Pathan:
Iska BREAK kidhar hota hy?

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Patient to Doctor

Patient to Doc: Aapne nurse bahut achhi rakhi hai,

uska haath lagte hi main theek ho gaya.

Doctor: Jaanta hu, thappad ki awaaz mujhe bhi sunai di thi.....

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

FATHER: How Are Y

FATHER: How Are Your Grades, Son?
SON: Under Water, Dad.
FATHER: Under Water? What Do You
Mean?
SON: They"Re Below C Level

by Aurangzeb Khan Tunio (few years ago!)

Funny

Teacher: Tum late kion aye ho?
Student: Ammi Abbu lar rahy thay eslie
Teacher:Wo lar rahay thay tu tum kion late aye
Student: Mera ek joota ammi ke pas tha owr ek abbu ke pas

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)