Kch Log Dozk Me Aaram Se So rhe The

Farishte Ne Dusre Se Pucha Ye Dozk Me B Soye Huwy Hen.?

Dusre Ne Kaha

Ye PAKISTAN Se Aye Hen

Garmi or Loadshdng K Adi Hen.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 884 views

Sardar Ji Ka Baap

Once a sardar sees crowd surrounding an accident place. He was curious to see what has happened and who has got hurt but, due to the crowd, he couldn't watch it. He was clever sardar, so he got an idea.. He started shouting 'he is my father.. move... he is my father'. Crowd suddenly gave his a way to go inside. and, He sees a 'Donkey' lying there..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sharabiyo Ko To Bas Bahana Chahiye

Ek Sharabi Sadak Ke Beech Gir Gaya.

Police Wale Ne Ye Dekha Aur Gusse Se Sharaabi Se Bola: “Tumne Itni Sharab Kyon Pee Rakhi Hai?”

Sharabi Hath Jodte Hue: “Mazboori Thi Sir”

Police Wala: “Kaisi Mazboori Thi?”

Sharabi: “Bottle Ka Dhakkan Kahi Gum Ho Gaya Tha Sir“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Student

Friends! Mai apna mobile band kar raha hon,
kionke Exam qareeb hai
and I have to work hard
.
Please Contact me after
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.
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15 minutes
Tab tak study ka bhoot utar gia hoga

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Mujhe sunai nhi de rha

Santa- Tum Jo Bol Rahe Ho Mujhe Sunai Nahi De
Raha Hai.
thoda Sor se Bolo to awaz aaye
Banta- Main To Chewing Gum Chaba Raha Hu.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

A group of elephants

A group of elephants were sitting on the street. A sexy female elephant passes by... What does the loafer elephant say? Wow... 3600-2400-3600

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)