ap buhat bahadur hain

Police:Bibi Ap Bht Bahadur Hain,Ap Ne Dakoo Ko
Bohat Mara.
Lady:Mujhy Kya Pata Tha k Wo Bechara Dakoo Hay,
MeiN To Samjhi K Mera Shohar Dair Sy Ghar aya
hai.

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