Kuch log Dozakh (Hell) main

Kuch log Dozakh (Hell) main bohot garmi main baray aram say soy paray thay,
aik Farishtay (Angel) nay dosray say pocha

yar yeh itnay aaram say Q soy howay hain?

doosray nay kaha

yeh sub Pakistan say aay hain, Garmi or Load sheding kay aadi hain.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 772 views
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