Teacher: What is the axis of the earth?
Student: The axis of the earth is an imaginary line
which passes from one pole to the other, and on
which the earth revolves.
Teacher: Very good. Now, could you hang clothes on
that line?
Student: Yes, Sir.
Teacher: Indeed, and what sort of clothes?
Student: Imaginary clothes, Sir.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 793 views

Insan Ke Izzat

Teacher:Wo Kon C Cheez Hay
Jo Insan Ke Izzat Ko Mazbooti
Say Jakray Rakhti Hay?

Sardar Je: MISS
"NARRA"

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Ek Sardar Ko Machar Ne Kata To

Ek Sardar Ko Machar Ne Kata
To Sardar Ne Poocha Tum To Raat Me Kattay Ho Abhi Kaisay
To Machar Ne Kaha Mere Ghar Kay Halat Theek Nahi Hain Is Liye
“OVER TIME” Kar Raha Hoon

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

life me kabhi serious na hona

life me kabhi serious na hona
tention na lena
always find time 2 laugh
varna log kahenge ghor kalyug aya he aj kal CARTOON b nahi haste

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Nan'na bacha

Aik nan'na school se ghar aya to ammi se kaha”ammi bhook se pate main dard ho raha hay”. Is ki ammi ne jaldi se khana lagya or kaha”zahir hay pate main kuch ho ga nahi to dard to ho ga” Shaam ko bacha jab homework kar raha tha to bara bhai andar aya or kehne laga”ke ammi sir main bohot dard hay”nan'ne ne foran kaha zahir hay jab sir main kuch ho ga nahi to sir main dard to ho ga.”

by Abdul Basit (few years ago!)

I’m getting married next week

I’m getting married next week there will b
a small party n only few ppl wil b invited
don’t bring any gift just bring
someone 2 marry me.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)