Ant And Elephant

Ek Chunti Hathi Ke Upar Baith Kr Ja Rahi Thi.
Raste Me Kaccha Pul Aa Jata Hai.. Usko Dekh K Chinti Boli ……..

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Jaanu Cross Kar Loge Ya Me Utrun.;-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 852 views
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