Biwi neend me zorse

Biwi neend me zorse
chillai: Jaldi utho,
mere PATI Aa gaye

SANTA utha,
khidki se kud gaya,
Tang tut gayi, Fir khyal Aaya sala
mein hi to uska pati
hu!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 957 views
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