Muqami waqt
ssalam-o-alikum!
“Lahore,” Bahawalpur, Ør Us K MùZäFäT Me
Light janay Kä WäQt HùÄ chähTä Hä.
BäQì LöG ApÑè Äpnè Mäqami WÄqT k MùTäBq government ko galiyan dain
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