Patient : I always see spots before my eyes.
Doctor : Didn't the new glasses help?
Patient : Sure, Now i see the spots much clearer.!!

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!) / 799 views

Urdu me btao

Boy:i love you and i want to mary u.

Girl:bhai urdu me bolo mujhe angrezi nai ati

boy:kuch nai baji dua karo taliban se muzakrat kamiyab ho jaen

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Sardar Foj Me Barti Hua

1 Sardar Foj Me Barti Hua
2 Din Bad Jung Shuru Hogai.

Sardar Ki Topi Par Goli Lagi,
Sardar Hathyar Phaink K Bhag Gya Or Bola
Aqalmand K Liye Ishara Kafi Ha.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek professor ko classroom mein larkey bohat tang kertey they

Ek professor ko classroom mein larkey bohat tang kertey they. Un key mukhtalif naam rakhey huey they or kabhi sahee naam sey yaad nahi kertey they

Ek din woh apney professor dost key saath kaheen jaa rahey they to peechey sey kisi ney awaz lagai, “Oey tiddey…!”

Professor sahab ney apney dost ko kaha, “yeh aap ko tidda keh raha hey”

Dost bola, “ji nahi, yeh aap ko keh raha hey”

Professor sahab bohat eitamad sey boley, “Hargiz nahi, yeh aap hi ko keh raha hey, mujhey to yeh chohara kehtey hein”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Maa Bate se

Maa Bate se Kahan gaye the? beta maa date pe gaye tha. Maa kisliye? Beta haan maa bohut kiss liye. ...

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Agar Neend Na aaye to

santa to Banta:
Agar Neend Na aaye to kya karna chaiye?

Banta: Neend ka Intezar karne se acha hai k So hi jayo

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)