height of sharp mind
HEIGHT OF SHARP MIND
Intrviewr Said:
I Shall Either Ask U 10 Easy Questn
Or One Difficult Questn.
Think Well Before U Make Up Ur Mind
Boy Said:
My Choice Is 1 Difficult Questn
by Abdul Sami (few years ago!) / 790 views
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