Tom: sale! 1 laat marunga mumbai ja k girega!
Tom: sale! 1 laat marunga mumbai ja k girega!
John: mein marunga to america me girega!
Santa: bhai mujhe dhire se 1 LAAT maro..pas k gaon jana hai
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