Qurbani zaya na jae
Boy:aae bewafa to ne dil jala dia.dil ko jala k tun ne rakh bana dia
girl:teri ye qurbani raigan nai jae gi,rakh idhar bhej de bartan dhone k kam aye gi.
by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 765 views
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