Husband Wife ja rhe the
Husband Wife ja rhe the. Raste main Gadha (ass) Mila.
Wife: Tumhare Ristedar hai, Namaste to karo.
Funny Husband: Namaste SASURJI
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 582 views
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friend:B.A
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