Husband Wife ja rhe the

Husband Wife ja rhe the. Raste main Gadha (ass) Mila.

Wife: Tumhare Ristedar hai, Namaste to karo.

Funny Husband: Namaste SASURJI

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1031 views
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