Teacher ne bachchon se
Teacher ne bachchon se poocha, tum future mein kya karna chahte ho?
Ram: Main pilot banna chahta hoon.
Vinod: Main doctor banna chahta hoon.
Deepa: Main achchi maa banna chahti hoon.
Ravi: Main Deepa ko help karna chahta hoon :P
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 906 views
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