Teachar to GOLU-Tum Khana khane
Teachar to GOLU-Tum Khana khane se pehle Pray(dua) Kare ho
GOLU-Mujhe Pray karne ki jarurat kya hai Meri Maa Achha Khana Banati Hai
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