Biwi suder hoti hai
Lalu: Vidwaano ne kaha hai Ki "MURKH KI BIWI
BAHUT SUNDAR HOTI HAI.
Rabadi: "Dhat! Aapke paas to hamaar taarif k
alawa kauno kaam nahi hai!..
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