A couple went to a wishing well. The husband threw a coin in the well and then mumbled something in his mouth

Then the wife threw a coin in the well and while she moved forward to see in the well, she fell inside.

The husband turned around to the man standing in shock behind him and said excitedly, “I never believed in wishing wells before…”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 950 views

GM Like Computer Industry

At a recent COMDEX, Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated that:

"If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got1,000 miles to the gallon."

General Motors has issued a press release stating:

1. For no reason whatsoever your car would crash twice a day.

2. Every time they repainted the lines on the road, you would have to buy a new car.

3. Occasionally your car would die on the freeway for no reason, and you
would just accept this, restart and drive on.

4. Occasionally, executing a manoeuvre such as a left turn, would cause your car to shut down and refuse to restart, in which case you would have to reinstall the engine.

5. Only one person at a time could use the car, unless you bought "Car XP" or "Car 2000". But then you would have to buy more seats.

6. Macintosh would make a car that was powered by the sun, reliable, five times as fast and twice as easy to drive, but would only work on 5% of the roads.

7. The oil, water temperature, and alternator warning light would be replaced by a single "general car default" warning light.

8. New seats would force everyone to have the same size butt.

9. The airbag system would say "Are you sure?" before going off.

10. Occasionally, for no reason whatsoever, your car would lock you out and refuse to let you in until you simultaneously lifted the door handle, turned the key, and grab hold of the radio antenna.

11. GM would require all car buyers to also purchase a deluxe set of Rand McNally road maps (now a GM subsidiary), even though they neither need them nor want them. Attempting to delete this option would immediately cause the car's performance to diminish by 50% or more. Moreover, GM would become a target for investigation by the justice dept.

12. Every time GM introduced a new model, car buyers would have to learn to
drive all over again because none of the controls would operate in the same manner as the old car.

13. You would press the "start " button to shut off the engine.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

pathan & sardar

2 Brilliant MindS...!!!

Pathan & Sardar:
Pani Peeny Gaey To GlasS Ulta Para Tha

Sardar:
iSKa To Moo He Band Hy

Pathan:
Neechy Sy Bhi Toota Hua Hy.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

ooy tere chote bhai ki mochain hain

 1 Pathan : ooy tere chote bhai ki mochain hain aur teri nahin.

2 pathan: is main kya bari bat hai,wo abbu pe gaya hai aur main ammi pe.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Teacher To Sardar

Teacher To Sardar:
Ur Son Is Fail,See His Report:
English-6 Maths-7 Social Studies-4
Science-8 Total-25
Sardar: TOTAL Vich Te Kamal E Kr Dita. Is Subject Di Te Tution V Nai Rakhwai C…

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Machardani laga kar so raha tha

Pathan raat ko Machardani laga kar so raha tha: Achanak ek Jugnoo aa nikla.
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Pathan: Lo ye khocha machar humko Torch le kar dondh raha hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)