Routine Check Up In Chandni Bar
Doctor: Aapko pata hai sharab peena haanikaarak hai…. aur is baarey main mujhe aapse baith kar baat karni hai.
Patient: Theek hai doctor, Sham ko chandni bar mein milte hain wahan baithte hain……
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 946 views
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