Pathan: Wo jo table pe aadmi baitha hai us se hamara dushmani hai.

Dost: Table pe to 4 aadmi hain.

Khan: Wo jiski muchhein hain.

Dost: Muchhein to sub ki hain.

Khan: Wo jis k safed kapre hain.

Dost: Wo to sub ke safed hain

Khan ne gusse mein pistol nikala aur 3 aadmion ko maar kar bola.
Wo jo reh gaya hai usko hum nahi chhorega.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 813 views

Ek din Hanuman ji patang

Ek din Hanuman ji patang uda rhe the. Upar se Yamraj ne patang ki kanni kaat di. Hanuman ji Bole- Mangal Bhavan Amangal Haari, Neeche aao tohe patak k mari.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek Panjabi Bus Me Ek Molvi Ko Dekh K

Ek Panjabi Bus Me Ek Molvi Ko Dekh K Dartey Dartey Pochta He,

Molvi Sahab Tussi

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“Dam Darood Waley Ho Ya Bam Barood Waley”

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Some bdy texted

Some bdy texted me-
Oye joke bhej?

I replied-mein padhai kr rha hu !
After some time !
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Reply comes !
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Mast hai !
Or bhej !!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

1 pathan to second pathan

1 Pathan 2nd Pathan se puchta hai: Yara! Ye kya tum ne Generator main Petrol ki jaga Coca Cola Daal hai?

2nd Pathan: Nahi yara.

1st Pathan: To ye Brrr Brrrrr kyon karta hai??

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Police

The Sheriff Of A Small Town Was Also The

The Sheriff Of A Small Town Was Also The Towns Veterinarian. One Night The Phone Rang, And His Wife Answered. An Agitated Voice Inquired, "Is Your Husband There? " "Do You Require His Services As A Sheriff Or As A Vet? " The Wife Asked. "Both!" Was The Reply. "We Cant Get Our Dogs Mouth Open, And Theres A Burglar In It. "

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)