Mera Dushman
Pathan: Wo jo table pe aadmi baitha hai us se hamara dushmani hai.
Dost: Table pe to 4 aadmi hain.
Khan: Wo jiski muchhein hain.
Dost: Muchhein to sub ki hain.
Khan: Wo jis k safed kapre hain.
Dost: Wo to sub ke safed hain
Khan ne gusse mein pistol nikala aur 3 aadmion ko maar kar bola.
Wo jo reh gaya hai usko hum nahi chhorega.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 941 views
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