A mid-level executive was so frustrated at being passed over for promotion year after year, that, in frustration, he went to a brain-transplant center in the hope of raising his I.Q. 20 points.

After a battery of physical and psychological tests, he was told by the center's director that he was an acceptable candidate.

"That's great!" the executive said. "But I understand that this procedure can be really expensive."

"Yes, sir, it can," the director replied. "An ounce of accountant's brain for example, costs one thousand dollars; an ounce of an economist's brain costs two thousand; an ounce of a corporate president's is forty-five thousand. An ounce of a Democrat's brain is seventy-five thousand dollars."

"Seventy-five thousand dollars for an ounce of a Democrat's brain? Why on earth is that?"

"Do you have any idea," the director asked, "how many Democrats we would have to kill?"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1070 views

Oye waiter ek mast chai pilao

Santa : Oye waiter ek mast chai pilao jo pura badan hila de.

Waiter : Hamare yahan gaai ka dhoodh aata hai.... Madhuri ka nahin.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

I know how to make people

One day a scientist found out how to create people the way God did, so he called God and said "I know how to create people now, we don't need you anymore." God says, "okay then, show me!" The scientist says,

"First, you grab some dirt. . ." and God reaches down and grabs the scientist and says, "GET YOUR OWN DIRT!!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Boyfriends kitne bnae

Shaadi ke baad pati ne pucha: Tumhare shadi se pehle kitne boyfrnd the?

Wife ne 1 lifafa dia.. Jisme chawal ke kuch dane aur 200 Rs. the.

Pati: Ye kya?

Wife: Main jab bhi boyfriend banati thi to 1 chawl ka dana isme daal deti thi.

Pati (Dane gin ke): Bus 7? Aur ye 200 Rs. Kyun?

Wife: 4 killo chawal bech diye the

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)

Maaji yeh abhi tak nahi aye,

Bahu: Maaji yeh abhi tak nahi aye, kahi koi dusri Aurat to nahi hai?
Saas: kalmuhi hamesa ulta sochti hai aisa bhi toh ho sakta hai kisi truck k niche a gaya ho....

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Ek Ladki ne hoto par “India”

Ek Ladki ne hoto par “India” ke tirange ka rang laga rakha tha Ek

ladka aaya aur hoto par “kiss” kar gaya aur bola, “I LOVE MY INDIA”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)