A mid-level executive was so frustrated at being passed over for promotion year after year, that, in frustration, he went to a brain-transplant center in the hope of raising his I.Q. 20 points.

After a battery of physical and psychological tests, he was told by the center's director that he was an acceptable candidate.

"That's great!" the executive said. "But I understand that this procedure can be really expensive."

"Yes, sir, it can," the director replied. "An ounce of accountant's brain for example, costs one thousand dollars; an ounce of an economist's brain costs two thousand; an ounce of a corporate president's is forty-five thousand. An ounce of a Democrat's brain is seventy-five thousand dollars."

"Seventy-five thousand dollars for an ounce of a Democrat's brain? Why on earth is that?"

"Do you have any idea," the director asked, "how many Democrats we would have to kill?"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1020 views

Ek circus mein ladki ne sher ko

Ek circus mein ladki ne sher ko kiss kiya! Ring mastar: Aap mein se koi yeh kar sakta hai? Boy : Main aata hoon par pehle iss sher ko peeche karo

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Itne kum marks..??

Baap:
Itne kum marks..??
2 thappar lagne chahiyen.!!

Beta: Han papa!
mein nay to us kameenay mastar
ka ghar bhi dekh liya hay…!!

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)

Tum to bas kaam main

Premika:-tum to bas kaam main lage rahte ho.tumhe meri koi parwaah nahin.

Premi:-sach keh rahi ho.pyar karne wale kisi ki parwaah nahin karte

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Bade ho kar kya banoge

Teacher: Bade ho kar tum kya karoge?
Student: Ji shaadi.

Teacher: Mera matalab, kya banoge?
Student: Ji dulha.

Teacher: Are, mera matlab hai, kya hasil karoge?
Student: Ji DULHAN.

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)

I want To marry my Grandma

Kid: I want To marry my Grandma!!!
Dad: What You Want to marry My Mom Stupid!

Kid:- Why not ? You have married mine

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