Rat Ko 2 Sharabiyon Ne Talaab me Chand Ki Parchhayi Dekhi.
1st- Ye Kya Hai?
2nd-Abe Ye Chand Hai.
1st-Sale Ghar Chal Hum Mazak Mazak Me Chand Par Phch Gaye.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1055 views

App k bachy ki taang katni pre ge

Doctor“App k bachy ki taang katni pre ge

”Sardar“Pehle btana tha mein bache ke new shoes na leta”

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Girlfriend or wife

Life ko kaun zyada achga bana sakte hai GirlFriend
or wife? ? ? ? ? ?
Dono hi! Bas kisi dusre ki hone chiaye.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

1Pthan k ghr Gas ka bill 50,000 aya

1Pthan k ghr Gas ka bill 50,000 aya

Wo sui gas ofice gya Or oficer se bola:
Tm log muje ye btao begherto ?

Kya dozkh ka pipe mere ghr se ja rha h:

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Santa ne English Speaking me

Santa ne English Speaking me admission liya or us se Kaha gya k Koi acha Eng Sentence Bolo

Snta:Josh me Bola
I shall Never Die b4 My death...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

How can i get to heaven?

I asked the children in my Sunday School class, "If I sold my house and my car, held a big garage sale, and gave all my money to the church, would I get into heaven?"

"No!" the children all answered.

Then I said, "If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the yard, and kept everything neat and tidy, would I get into heaven?"

Again, the answer was, "No!"

"Well," I continued, "then how can I get to heaven?"

A five-year-old boy shouted out, "You gotta be dead!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)