Rat Ko 2 Sharabiyon Ne Talaab
Rat Ko 2 Sharabiyon Ne Talaab me Chand Ki Parchhayi Dekhi.
1st- Ye Kya Hai?
2nd-Abe Ye Chand Hai.
1st-Sale Ghar Chal Hum Mazak Mazak Me Chand Par Phch Gaye.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1021 views
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Ek faqeer tha.
Bheek mangne ke liye masjid ke bahar baitha tha..
Sab namaazi aankh bacha kar chale gaye aur usse kuch na mila..
Wo phir church gaya..
Phir mandir aur phir gurudware.
Lekin usko kisi ne kuch na diya..
Aakhir 1 Beer Bar ke bahar aa kar baith gaya..
Jo bhi sharabi bahar nikalte woh uske katore me kuch daal dete..
Uska katora noto se bhar gaya...
Faqeer bola...
"Waah re Prabhu"
Rehte kahan ho aur address kahan ka dete ho.
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When Sonia Gandhi was asked by a newspaper that is she scared of thousands of people going against Congress.
Sonia Gandhi replied in Dabaang Style:
Hazaro se darr nahin lagta Sahab...
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Hazare se lagta hai.."
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Santa ka baap UK se aya,usne pucha teri ma kaha ha santa bola wo to mar gai
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santa:
Maine socha surprise dunga.
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PATHAN ko 1 charagh mila
Utha kr $aaf kia to 1 Jin nikla or kaha
apki 3 khwahishain puri karonga
PATHAN:
Humko aisa Naswar do jo kabi khatm na ho
ek dum 1 naswar ka packet agya
PATHAN ne thori si naswar nikali to utni naswar or agai
Jin: Baqi 2 khwahishen?
PATHAN Aisa 2 Packet or de do.
by Zia Rasool (few years ago!)
Dr. to Patient’s frnd: Agr 1 ghanta pehle le aty to hum isy bacha lete.
Friend: Aby saly,
aadha ghanta pehle to iska accident hua hai 1ghanta pehle kese le ata?
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Santa- Tum Jo Bol Rahe Ho Mujhe Sunai Nahi De Raha Hai.
thoda Sor se Bolo to awaz aaye
Banta- Main To Chewing Gum Chaba Raha Hu.
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How Girls And Boys Express Their Feelings?
Girls Express Their Feeling With Gussa And Tears,
But
Boys Express Their Feelings With Sutta And Bear.
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Wife: Aji suniye, mujhe kisi mehengi jaga le ke chaliye na ji….
Husband: Chalo, tayyar ho jao…
Guess where he took her….
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Petrol pump!!!
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Osama's Son was Poor in maths
Osama Hired a Teacher for him:---
On Very first Day:===
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Osama's Son: By Killing an Extra Man...
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Pathan na apna bacha ka naam america rakh lea . Logo na pocha aap ka dushman ha america aap na apne bache ka naam america rakh lea . Pathan : na kaha hum dunya kobatana chahta ha ka pathan america ka baap ha .
Aur Aes tarah jang shoro ho ge.
America : Hum Chand per jakr jahaz banyge . Pathan : hum soraj pr ja kr naswar banayga . America :Tum jal jaega. Pathan : Hum Pagal nhe hum raat ko jayga.
HAHAHAHAHAHAH.
by Abdul Basit (few years ago!)