People consider me as a "GOD"
Santa :
Banta : How do you know??
Santa : When I went to the Park today, everybody said, Oh GOD ! U have came again..
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 597 views
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Reactions of students..
Bengali:- sorry mam
Gujrati:- meri kya galti thi mam
Bihari:- sorry mam pr hum kuch ni kiya the
Punjabi:- "Shukar ah Rabba.. aise bahane hathh ta layea Sohneya ne" ;)
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Islye Ki Sharab Pine Ke
Baad Chuhe Jaisa Pati Bhi Sher
Ho Jata Hai
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