Santa :
Banta : How do you know??
Santa : When I went to the Park today, everybody said, Oh GOD ! U have came again..

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 796 views

Kia ap ne kbi VCR Ki reel

Kia ap ne kbi VCR Ki reel ko 100 Ke Nye Not Se saf kia hy?

tv k chanel gol buton se ghuma K Change Kia?

cassete Ki reel Ko Pencil se ghuma Kar reverse Kia?

gol phone set use Kia?

Hawa Hawa, Gana suna hy?

10Rs rent Pe geet Mala dekha hy?

6 ki pepsi,1ka pan,4ane ki chalia athani ka nan khaya hy?

8pm pe guest house drama dekha?

Kisi Ki Shadi me Suzuki Bhar K Gye hain?

Agar in sab Ka jwab YES hy To Manlen K Aap Budhy ho Gaye Hain

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Sheikh Sahib on his death bed.

Sheikh Sahib on his death bed.
My wife where r u?
Yes,I m here!
My sons, My daughters, r u all here?
Yes,papa
Tay fer naal de kamray da pakha q chal rya aay?:-)

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

mujh say koi ghalti ho gai kiya?

Mujse koi galti ho
gayi hai kya?
Pichle 1 hafte se
mujhe ignore kar rahe ho.
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plz
aisa mat karo..
tumhara pyara..
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“SABUN”
PLZ NAHA LO YaaR.

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)

Aman class mein ek gadha

Aman class mein ek gadha
le kar aaya.
Teacher : Iss ko q laye ho?
Aman,”Teacher aap ne hi toh kaha
tha,” “ki aap ne kai gadhon ko
Insan banaya hai,”
Ab Banao...!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Beta:"Mom, Love marriage

Beta:"Mom, Love marriage karne se ghar wale naaraz hote hain kya..?"
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Maa:"Tu zaroor kisi chudail ke chakkar mein hoga,
aur ye sab tujhe usi
daayan ne kaha hoga....

Ladkiyan to bas ladkon ko phansane mein hi lagi rehti hain.. Jahan Acha Ladka dekha
shuruho gaye...

Beta in se bach ke rehna ye bahut makkar aur KAMEENI hoti hain, aur inka to khandan bhi…........"

Beta:"Bas maa, aisa kuch nahi hai,

Wo to Daddy bata rahe the ke Aap Dono ki Love marriage hui thi..":D =))

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)