Height of physics:
Height of physics:
A conductor kicks an old man out of the bus.
Police sends counductor to jail nd gave him shock bt he had no effect..
Why..?
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Bcoz he ws a BAD conductor :P:D
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!) / 1849 views
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