Kal schol q nai aye
TEACHER:Kal schol q nai aye tm
STuDeT:Mujeh bird flu ho gya tha
TCHR:ye to parindo ki bimari hy?
STDNT:ap ne mujhy insan chora hi kb hai
roz murga bna deti hAin
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 975 views
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