Baap : Sharab, Cigarette,
Baap : Sharab, Cigarette, Ladkiyan
Ye Sab Tumhari Jaan k Dushman
Hain..
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Beta : Jo Shakhs Apne Dushmano
Se Dur Bhaage
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Wo Mard Nahi Hota papa...
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 872 views
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