Memon: Pent Ki Silai Kitni Hy?
Tailor: Rs. 150.
Memon: Nekar Ki?
Tailar: Rs. 50.
Memon: Ok.
Nikar Hi See De
Par Lmbai Pairon Tk Rkhna……

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 910 views

Dekh teri girlfriend ko saanp kaat raha hai

Santa :- Dekh teri girlfriend ko saanp
kaat raha hai…
kuch to kar..
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.
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Banta :- Abe wo kaat nhi rha…
Uska ‘Zeher’ khatam ho gya hai to wo
RECHARGE karwane aaya hai.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

aansu me kyafark hai?

Girlfriend ke aansu aur boyfriend ke aansu me kya
fark hai?
GF ke aansu farmaish puri karwane ke liye nikalte
hain,
Jabki boyfriend ke aansu unhe pura karte karte
nikalte hain!!!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Pathan na apna bacha ka naam

Pathan na apna bacha ka naam america rakh lea . Logo na pocha aap ka dushman ha america aap na apne bache ka naam america rakh lea . Pathan : na kaha hum dunya ko batana chahta ha ka pathan america ka baap ha .

Aur Aes tarah jang shoro ho ge.

America : Hum Chand per jakr jahaz banyge . Pathan : hum soraj pr ja kr naswar banayga . America : Tum jal jaega. Pathan : Hum Pagal nhe hum raat ko jayga.

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Miraasi ka bacha school daakhil ho gaya

Miraasi ka bacha school daakhil ho gaya
Teacher ne kaha 2 ka pahaara sunao

Wo sharmatay howe bola

Miss G Tussi Naal Niki Niki Tolki Wajao

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Joke

Once in a soap industry in Japan,
The soap cover was mistakenly packed without soap in it i.e empty box.
To avoid the problem in future they purchased X-Ray machine of 60 thousand dollars
to check whether soap is Packed in cover or not in assembly line.

Same problem occurred in Lahore.
What they did?
They simply put a pedestal fan beside assembly line. Empty boxes were flown away

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)