Sardar
Sirdar jee yar dostoun k saath apnay ghar maen baithay houay thay aur unki biwi apni friends k saath holidays per ja rahi thee aur packing ker rahi thee. biwi ki taraf daikhtay houay apnay yaaroun ko kehnay lagay" meri biwi kitni bholi hai. usko pata bhee hai k maen ous k saath nahi ja raha phir bhee wo condom pack ker rahi hai
by Haris Abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 575 views
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