A blonde was telling a brunette that her computer broke. So the brunette said she would check the blonde's e-mail for her.

The blonde said, ''Cool! E-mail me and tell me what I got.''

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 603 views

1 Chuenti Or Hathi Ki Love Marriage Hoi

1 Chuenti
Or Hathi Ki Love Marriage Hoi
Next Day
Hathi Ki Death Hogai
Chuenti Boli:
Wah Re Mohabbat, 1 Din Ka Pyar Mila,
Ab Sari Zndagi Qabr Khodny Me Lag Jaigi

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

With a romantic poetry

pathan proposed a girl.
With a romantic poetry

billi mar gai razaai mai
mai paagal hun teri judai mai,

pani mai machchar tair nahi sakta
gul khan tere bin reh nahi sakta.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Wife: sunye jub

Wife: sunye jub app nay pehli baar mera ghonghut uthaya tha

tu kesa mehsos kya tha?

Husband: mai marr jata agar AAYAT-UL-KURSI yaad na hoti

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

DUDH pine se rang gora

Santa asks Dr-kya DUDH pine se rang gora hota he?

Dr-yes,isme calcium hota hai.. .
Santa-chal jhute..

Phir bhains ka baccha kala kyu hota hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

When a Girl Accepts Your Friend Request...

When a Girl Accepts Your Friend Request
it means she accepted Your "Friendship" Not Your "Proposal"..
When a Girl sends you a Friend Request
it means She wants to be your Friend not Your Girlfriend.
When She Tag you
it means she wants to share her Thoughts with You
'n not that She's Lost in Your Thoughts..
When she comments on Your status
it means She's just being Social 'n not Flirting..
When She Like Your comment
it means She like Your Comment not You. !

by Mohammad Awais Rashid (few years ago!)