Pathar

Ek aadmi ko raaste mai patthar
mila..
Us par likha tha "isse palat do,
kuch ban jaoge
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"Jaise hi usne palta dusri taraf
likha tha...
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'Mubarak ho tum Bewkuf Ban
Gaye..

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